Post by primbud on Dec 25, 2007 2:16:03 GMT
Nominal City of Angels
7 February 2010
FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder, checks to make sure his boyish display of agility proven by the dirt not unlike a baseball players uniform getting dirty impressing a manager, looks good, and his teeth are still squeaky clean. He enters the building where his date awaits. Dispensing with the pleasantries, they get down and dirty to the nitty gritty action.
"You want me to what?"
Denied, Agent Mulder retracts into a world of laughable conspiracy theories, while the enigmatic and 'hot' (Frohike Manifesto page 23) Scully goes on another date.
The next night, while Mulder visist the Lone Gunmen, Scully tries going to go to a more public place.
Alas, the results are the same.
The next evening, while Mulder visits the office of the Special Representative of the Secretary General, Scully tries again.
You have to do this with me!
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She thinks about it.
Eventually declining.
Hiya Scully, no luck?
I've found another avenue Mulder, another answer to the problem.
Scully, I hate to say it, but ... you have become fat[/]
He actually told you this?? Well, you Have gained weight as astonishing as it might sound to you
Driving off, she comes to a screeching halt and realizes it's true. She draw her weapon but mindfully puts it away quickly.
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Mulder follows.
I'll prove it! Check the weight on that Indian Weighing Machine. The Native Indians have long held a sacred ability to correctly guess peoples proper weight. But over the years, their numbers have been gradually reduced, by forces I believe our working within Our government
Withinn Hour Govirnmint you say?
*SIGH* it's true, Scully, all of it
You see here Scully, the diameter is thicker than it used to be
And look what I found in your drawer Scully
I'm not fat!
Oh, I don't know, Scully, you seem fat to me.
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Scully?
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Scully??
...
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What?
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Mulder loses it!
You fat b*tch, get out of my office
Cheese! I want cheese, not chocolate!
Mulder calms.
Cheese?? Are you sure it was just that?
She senses the upper hand.
have been adamant about this from the start!
Mulder snaps.
[calm]Where is the cheese?[/calm]
You liek teh cheese?
Gimme the cheese, Scully
I must confess
*breathes*
*nods*
I ate the cheese
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Feeling he's being pushed aside as a character:
I'm still alive, Scully, send some more o' that blame my way
Yeah, he's a sucker for punishmint
I am?
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THE END
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Episode 10X01 - Lactogainer